I couldn’t stand it at work today. Everyone seemed to be shouting at me. Then, when I got home tonight and turned the TV on, the noise nearly blew me across the room.
Ian came over later. When I told him that my ears had cleared up, he said but I’m supposed to have ears.
Another thing. I find Ian’s erection to be a strange phenomenon. It’s a bit like the moon, different sizes at different times. I wonder if it follows a monthly cycle. I think I’ll start taking notes. That way, if I want a Wednesday off, I’ll know which one to pick.