My last day of enforced cycling today, although I’m going to keep it up a few days a week after I get my car back.
Ian came over tonight. He is demented. He was going on about the advantages of masturbation over sex with another person. He says masturbation is undervalued. His main points for the affirmative were that you can’t catch any diseases, it’s cheap, you can go straight to sleep afterwards, and there isn’t any travelling involved. He said that the main reason that men have sex with women is so they can store up images for later use when they’re on their own.
We had a heated discussion and then he did have to travel. He should be happy, because he can go straight to sleep when he gets home.