Tuesday 1 September

Donna’s monthly saying arrived today. It is Live every day like it’s your last.

What, don’t go into work, max out all my credit cards, tell Donna and Ian what I think of them, and then go out, get drunk and have unprotected sex all night with the local football team (the Seniors, probably)?

On the other hand, I thought maybe I could free myself up a bit, so I bought myself a new top on the way home tonight. Agnes stocked up a little, as well. We both look great.

Agnes and I had another workout tonight. It’s probably doing me good, thighs and backside notwithstanding, and Agnes is blossoming.