Almost had an accident driving in to work today. Driving along, minding my own business, listening to Roger Whittaker, when, bang, the car in front of me ever so slowly bumped into the one in front of it. I screeched to a halt.
When I got out for a squiz at the damage, not much, I saw that the front car had been poked in a bumper sticker that read ‘Care Factor Zero.’ Isn’t it funny how people have bumper stickers that insult themselves.
Anyway, the bloke in the front car got out and was going mad. Clearly, he did care about something, which I was pleased to see. His care factor wasn’t really zero. It was definitely a large positive integer. I assume the sticker refers to his care factor for other people. Anyway, it was difficult to feel sorry for him, even though the accident wasn’t his fault.