Went to the beach today. Thought there was a car park spot in the main car park, but it turned out to be the disabled spot. Why do we call them disabled? They’re only handicapped, not disabled. Maybe we should start calling the Melbourne Cup a disabled race. You know, for horses with broken legs, or that are dead. No, some of them may be handicapped, but they can still compete and maybe even win.
Anyway, sitting on the beach, minding my own business, when this umbrella comes flying along, propelled by the SHG, and hits me right in the head. Bop! It really hurt. The bloke who finally caught it laughed and thanked me for using my head to stop his umbrella from going further. There are comedians everywhere. Of course, I just smiled at him and said no harm done. For goodness’ sake, secure your umbrella properly, mate. You could take someone’s eye out.