Saturday 1 August

Happy birthday to all the horses reading this.

Donna’s latest saying arrived on cue this morning. It was, You can’t make pancakes without breaking eggs. No, but I would add that you should clean up your mess afterwards.

I went for an early morning walk today, thanks to my boring life sending me to bed early last night. I didn’t even have a glass of wine. I didn’t enjoy the walk much, as I couldn’t stop thinking about Perry’s bad-mouthing me to one of our investors. When I arrived home Agnes was still asleep.