Another early morning awakening today. This time it was by my mobile, with Donna on the other end. She’d rung to say that a friend told her that Wayne has a girlfriend, and that she’s so dumb she thinks that coaching is something to do with catching buses. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Apparently, the friend said they complement each other like Lennon and McCartney. I’m thinking more like Kermit and Miss Piggy. Anyway, I told Donna how pleased I was for Wayne and for Miss Wayne, and tried to go back to sleep, but of course I couldn’t.