Friday 26 June

I was woken up this morning by my neighbour at the back revving his motorbike for about 15 minutes, before racing off down the street. What is it about motorbikes that they have to be revved for 15 minutes before they can be moved? We don’t do that with cars. Well, maybe the dickhead behind does. OK, mate, we all know you ride a motorbike and of course we’re all very impressed.