It was HF’s second day today, but already she’s called a team meeting. I didn’t know we had a team. She wanted each of us to come up with two KPIs for our area. I know my main KPI is that I’m still alive when I wake up. I’m thinking of putting a chart on the fridge (next to the one I don’t use to record my exercise sessions) to record if I wake up each day. There are probably advantages and disadvantages to being dead, but I suppose the disadvantages outweigh the advantages.
Anyway, we all left the meeting mumbling to each other and scratching our heads. Who does she think she is, anyway?