Monday 2 February

Drove to work today with no glass in my side window. And then I made sure I locked the car when I left it in the car park. Why?

I wouldn’t mind getting a new car, actually, but, where can you find one now that doesn’t lock itself when you don’t want it to, where the radio doesn’t beep every 20 seconds if the engine isn’t running and you have used up 1% of the battery, where you don’t have to press a screen to say you agree to something you never read before you can fiddle with the sound system, and where you can open the driver’s door with the engine off and with the key in the ignition without the car hysterically beeping at you? All the new models are so highly strung. Also, I need a CD player.