Ronald Two Shoes was ranting and raving today about how we aren’t following his procedures properly. What a chocolate soldier. The thing is, he doesn’t follow them himself, but he’s so aggressive towards us normal-sized people. I suppose he can’t help being short, so I should have some sympathy for him, but he seems to be so enraged all the time.
He’s the only one in the office who wears a tie, and he had it tied unfashionably short again today. If he thinks a larger gap between the bottom of his tie and his belt makes him look taller, it’s not working. He can’t be much over five feet.